It's Chris-mas in July. Here's how to celebrate
This summer, more than ever, the internet and world at large is in the throes of peak Chris madness. For serious scientific reasons enumerated below, Mashable has dubbed today, July 1st, the year of our lord 2017 as…Chris-mas.
What is Chris-mas? Christmas, but for Chrises! Christmas in July — but Chris-mas, in July. On this day we celebrate our Chrises in all their glory and embarrassment, because we too are miracles of glorious embarrassment.
In honor of the internet’s fascination with them, in honor of their success and the fact that now, finally, they’re all members of the Academy — the timing